Senility Prayer: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Description: Free Shipping! Senility Prayer: Funny Birthday Greeting Card Click Thumbnails to Enlarge Product Description Senility Prayer: Funny Birthday Greeting Card Cover Reads: Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Never Liked Anyway, The Good Fortune To Run Into The Ones I Do, And The Eyesight To Tell The Difference. Inside Reads: Another Birthday, Like It Or Not... Happy Birthday With age comes grace, and the ability to cherish moments for their true value. Put a little more bluntly: It's the ability to better deduce what is important and what is BS. Our seasoned citizens may look a little clueless and out of it, but they have that senility smile on their faces for good reason. Like the Serenity Prayer, the Senility Prayer is a way for people to get through the day without losing their cool. This laugh-out-loud birthday card is perfect for your aging friends. Even if they are slowly losing their marbles and memories, the Senility Prayer is an excellent way to not lose your temper. This hilarious birthday card is printed on FSC-certified paper, to help the planet last through many more aging generations. It's available in two sizes: A standard 5-by-7-inch for normal mailing and an 8.5-by-11-inch version for a bit more visibility. Some memories and people are better off forgotten anyway, so embrace your growing senility. By giving this funny birthday card, you can reassure your loved ones that it's OK to forget, especially on their birthday. Newsletter Sign up for our newsletter to receive special discounts, promotions and giveaways!Sign Up Shipping About Us Contact Us Shipping Do you charge shipping and handling fees? No. All of our greeting cards are shipped free, no shipping and handling, even if you only order one. Orders of any seven or more cards are shipped flat; orders of six or fewer cards are shipped folded. The only time you pay for shipping is when you upgrade to expedited or ship internationally, when available. Do you charge taxes? Sales tax may be added at checkout depending on your state of residence. About Us Founded in 1980, NobleWorks and The Best Card Company, it's non-humor division, is an award-winning brand and member of the Greeting Card Association. We strive for 100% customer satisfaction and perfection on every card, every order, every time. Whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or authorized re-sellers, we are here to serve you. NobleWorks, known as "The Humor Company", includes more than 5,000 everyday and seasonal cards, with funny cards ranging from slightly silly to somewhat risqué. The Best Card Company offers a large collection of blank note cards, thank you notecard sets and boxed stationery featuring beautiful photos, creative styles and artistic designs. Note card sets typically include 10 assorted cards, each different, but closely related. All cards are made in North America, using thick and durable, recycled paper cardstock. We take pride in using renewable resources and environmentally friendly, print-on-demand printers. Contact Us Customer support can be reached - If you have any questions, please send us a message on eBay and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Standard Business Hours Monday - Friday 8am - Midnight EST. Saturday and Sunday 9am to 9pm EST. COPYRIGHT 2022 © NobleWorks, Inc. All rights reserved

Price: 6.89 USD

Location: Union City, New Jersey

End Time: 2023-11-02T15:05:27.000Z

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